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The late-night hosts all lined up to bid good riddance to Kirstjen Nielsen, the former secretary of homeland security, who resigned on Sunday under pressure from President Trump.
During her tenure, Nielsen oversaw the White House’s crackdown at the southern border and became the public face of the administration’s controversial family-separation policy. The three major late-night hosts each had his own way of sending her off.
“Goodbye, Kirstjen. Whoever replaces you permanently is going to have some very big cages to fill.” — JIMMY KIMMEL
“Now, Nielsen’s departure is not a total shock. Reportedly, for weeks, Nielsen has felt ‘in limbo.’ Limbo is the right word here, because we’ve all been watching just how low she can go.” — STEPHEN COLBERT, quoting from a CNN report
“Nielsen said that this was the right time to step down and she looks forward to spending more time separating her family.” — JIMMY FALLON
Trevor Noah said that Nielsen might have a hard time finding work in the private sector after the role she played in the administration.
“Nielsen is leaving this White House with her reputation in tatters. Remember, she was the face of the Trump administration’s family separation policy, where kids were split from their parents and kept in cages. So basically, the only job she can get now is working for R. Kelly.” — TREVOR NOAH
“Since Trump took office, a record number of people have left the White House. Which, even for Trump, is pretty impressive. It’s almost like he’s leading the resistance by himself. Everyone out there is like, ‘We gotta get these people out of office!’ And Trump is like, ‘Way ahead of you folks. Resist!’” — TREVOR NOAH‘You Can’t Just Turn It Down’
As Democrats in Congress and in New York State attempt to wrest Trump’s tax returns from his grasp, he has insisted that he is under audit and therefore cannot release the returns. Seth Meyers called for him to finally make them public.
“It’s a congressional request. You can’t just turn it down like hors d’oeuvres at a party. ‘You’ve been served.’ ‘Oh, no thank you, I’ve already had 100 Big Macs.’” — SETH MEYERS
“Trump is the first president in 40 years not to release his tax returns. And without them we have no idea where he’s getting money from or who he owes money to. Which is crazy — he’s the president! You’d want to know if your doctor had a side business running a mortuary. ‘Your test results were negative, but just in case, have you thought about a wood casket? Pine is very nice.’” — SETH MEYERSThe Punchiest Punchlines (Biden Edition)
“McDonald’s will no longer serve Filet-O-Fish sandwiches after midnight. If you’re someone who’s eating Filet-O-Fish at McDonald’s after midnight, this might be a good time to re-evaluate your life choices.” — JIMMY FALLON
“I think Joe Biden just doesn’t get it. Which is great news for him, because guys who just don’t get it is one of the most powerful voting blocs in America.” — TREVOR NOAH, after watching footage of Joe Biden telling jokes about his habit of being physically affectionate with women in professional scenarios
Jeff Goldblum makes a completely worthless — but lovable — tax adviser.
After a Red Sox player was injured by his 2-year-old son, Jimmy Kimmel decided he wanted to hear both sides of the story.
Chelsea Handler — who has been speaking candidly of late about her feelings about Robert Mueller — will sit down with Jimmy Fallon on Tuesday.Also, Check This Out
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生财有道 驴【张】【小】【狂】【时】【刻】【留】【意】【秘】【境】【之】【外】。 “【不】【知】【道】【会】【是】【半】【圣】，【还】【是】【圣】【境】【呢】？” 【如】【果】【是】【半】【圣】，【肯】【定】【会】【比】【六】【德】【老】【人】【强】【些】。 【毕】【竟】【六】【德】【老】【师】【先】【前】【被】【林】【八】【荒】【重】【伤】。 【就】【算】【他】【有】【玄】【门】【灵】【丹】，【也】【不】【能】【恢】【复】【到】【巅】【峰】【状】【态】。 【如】【果】【是】【圣】【境】【的】【话】，【就】【有】【些】【棘】【手】【了】。 【圣】【境】【有】【完】【整】【的】【领】【域】，【张】【小】【狂】【会】【被】【压】【制】。 【但】【张】【小】【狂】【也】【不】【怕】，【他】【可】【以】
【所】【有】【木】【屋】【里】【面】【都】【是】【一】【个】【样】【子】，【一】【张】【床】，【一】【个】【桌】【子】，【就】【像】【回】【到】【了】【古】【代】。【好】【在】【生】【活】【设】【施】【还】【算】【齐】【全】，【卫】【生】【间】【什】【么】【的】【都】【有】。【当】【然】，【这】【里】【的】【信】【号】【被】【屏】【蔽】【了】，【这】【也】【在】【意】【料】【之】【中】。 “【我】【们】【住】【一】【起】【吧】！”【萧】【玉】【觉】【得】【这】【种】【地】【方】，【放】【任】【一】【个】【小】【姑】【娘】【一】【个】【人】【住】【十】【分】【危】【险】。 【殊】【不】【知】【这】【个】【小】【姑】【娘】【根】【本】【不】【想】【和】【她】【一】【起】【住】，“【我】【不】【习】【惯】【和】【别】【人】【一】【起】
“【哼】，【你】【们】【这】【些】【匈】【奴】【的】【畜】【生】【们】，【不】【过】【是】【一】【群】【垃】【圾】，【没】【有】【一】【个】【好】【东】【西】，【老】【子】【是】【不】【听】【你】【的】【解】【释】【的】。【竟】【然】【敢】【侮】【辱】【主】【公】，【那】【就】【只】【有】【一】【个】【字】，【那】【就】【是】【死】！” 【刘】【豹】【这】【一】【副】【很】【是】【诚】【惶】【诚】【恐】，【也】【假】【的】【不】【能】【在】【假】【的】【话】，【自】【然】【是】【在】【文】【丑】【这】【边】【没】【有】【用】【处】【的】。【他】【原】【本】【就】【对】【于】【这】【些】【匈】【奴】【人】【很】【没】【有】【好】【感】【的】，【现】【在】【见】【还】【有】【人】【敢】【出】【言】【侮】【辱】【主】【公】，【真】【的】【是】【找】生财有道 驴【他】【真】【的】【大】【概】【恨】【透】【了】【皇】【帝】，【才】【用】【上】【如】【此】【狠】【决】【的】【法】【子】。 【于】【宇】【文】【钰】【烨】【而】【言】【已】【告】【一】【段】【落】【的】【百】【万】【粮】【食】【之】【事】，【在】【沈】【玥】【璃】【这】【里】，【仅】【仅】【只】【是】【一】【个】【开】【始】，【她】【所】【图】【之】【事】【不】【比】【宇】【文】【钰】【烨】【的】【小】，【而】【且】【处】【境】【更】【为】【凶】【险】，【稍】【有】【不】【慎】，【便】【真】【的】【要】【被】【晋】【都】【活】【生】【生】【用】【石】【头】【砸】【死】。 【宇】【文】【钰】【烨】【在】【京】【中】【做】【这】【些】【事】【的】【时】【候】【正】【是】【二】【月】【中】【旬】，【粮】【食】【在】【海】【港】【装】【船】【需】【得】【耽】
【看】【得】【出】【来】【姜】【抑】【心】【情】【挺】【不】【好】【的】，【一】【直】【到】【骑】【车】【子】【回】【到】【了】【家】【他】【把】【书】【包】【丢】【给】【薛】【唐】，【然】【后】【又】【转】【身】【往】【楼】【下】【走】。 【薛】【唐】【问】【他】【去】【干】【什】【么】，【姜】【抑】【头】【也】【不】【回】【的】【就】【说】【去】【找】【物】【业】【把】【防】【盗】【门】【修】【好】。 【操】。 【这】【是】【真】【生】【气】【了】【啊】？ 【薛】【唐】【看】【他】【的】【态】【度】【很】【挺】【懵】【逼】【的】，【心】【想】【我】【都】【说】【了】【不】【是】【两】【个】【人】【见】【面】，【还】【有】【别】【人】【呢】，【而】【且】【还】【是】【约】【在】【了】【你】【兼】【职】【的】【奶】【茶】【店】【里】
【放】【眼】【漫】【漫】【黄】【沙】，【哪】【里】【还】【有】【酆】【都】【的】【影】【子】？ “【哼】！【想】【不】【到】【冥】【界】，【倒】【有】【些】【中】【用】【的】【鬼】【才】。” 【他】【发】【出】【一】【声】【鄙】【夷】【地】【讥】【笑】。 【他】【得】【不】【到】【她】，【别】【人】【也】【别】【想】【拥】【有】【她】。 【冥】【界】【禁】【忌】【太】【多】，【许】【多】【规】【矩】【只】【限】【于】【阴】【间】【使】【用】，【他】【偏】【偏】【不】【信】【这】【个】【邪】，【在】【义】【庄】【附】【近】【伺】【机】【而】【动】。 “【簌】……” “【簌】……” “【簌】……” 【一】【丝】【丝】【一】【缕】【缕】
“【嗯】，【有】【什】【么】【危】【险】【就】【让】【徐】【焱】【徐】【淼】【告】【诉】【我】，【他】【们】【会】【偷】【偷】【跟】【着】【你】。”【寒】【苏】【落】【就】【知】【道】【叶】【祁】【郴】【不】【会】【就】【这】【样】【袖】【手】【旁】【观】【下】【去】，【那】【可】【是】【他】【寒】【苏】【落】【喜】【欢】【的】【人】，【孟】【青】【离】【的】【闺】【蜜】！ 【寒】【苏】【落】【接】【到】【陈】【秘】【书】【带】【来】【的】【现】【金】【之】【后】，【撒】【腿】【就】【去】【开】【车】【赶】【往】【绑】【匪】【说】【的】【地】【方】。 【在】【人】【群】【稀】【少】【的】【偏】【僻】【农】【村】，【有】【一】【辆】【格】【外】【突】【兀】【的】【废】【旧】【面】【包】【车】【停】【在】【路】【边】。 【面】【包】【车】